WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE OF
BEAUTIFUL
BERT 
Welcome to the Official Beautiful Bert website.
This Site was last updated at June 11, 2004 08:30 PM
Beautiful Bert at Kenosha Punk Picnic 2003
Charlie Harper, Angry John And Bert @ Holidays In The Sun, NJ, 2002
GG Allin sucking on Bert with friends....
"I sure love getting shoved up Bert's ass, yeah, uh, yum, heh-heh...."
Saturday June 12th Berts 44th birthday. BB Slags with Wanda Chrome & the Leather Pharaohs at Hattrix, Kenosha
Why don't you just call Bert collect and ask him when he is playing? His phone number is 262-658-0449. Just say that you are Aaron and that you are in jail, he'll accept the call....
Bert is getting new teeth.
The Band has been busy playing shows around the midwest, and rehearsing new material in their newly refurbished rehearsal studio, complete with some recording gear...
Bert is planning on covering the 10-96 classic "I Met Him There" for the upcoming 10-96 Tribute record. See The 10-96 Site for Information....
- THE DETROIT LIONS WIN THE NFC NORTH FOR THE '04/05 SEASON- YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.....
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Also Be Sure To Check Back Often, as this site is an on-going collection of All Things Bert- upcoming additions include more interviews, reviews, video clips, more MP3's, etc, etc--- and if you have something to contribute by all means contact the webmaster at the link listed below! AND WHATEVER YA DO DON'T TELL THAT SON-OF-BITCH MULLET MOTHER FUCKER!!!!! ahahah- could it be YOU???
(BE SURE TO SIGN THE GUESTBOOK ON YER WAY OUT, YOU FUCK!!!!!)
And don't forget to dl a mp3, too
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